Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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