Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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