In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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