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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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