so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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