are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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