yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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