I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
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well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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