I think I can smell my own vagina right now
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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