We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Is Oprah even human
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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