my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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