Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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