either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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