About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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