i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Shame is for Republicans.
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