You really coming over, don't trick.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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