My nipple is on Facebook.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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