Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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