Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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