But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
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Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
These tits shall not be calmed
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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