Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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