let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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