lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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