none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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