Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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