it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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