im drinking this country out of the recession.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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