I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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