After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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