So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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