he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
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We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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