Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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