We're like a lot better than the average bears
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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