ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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