But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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