yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
