i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
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You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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