Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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