so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
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Completed.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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