she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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