Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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