everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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