We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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