i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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