Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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