This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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