Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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