ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Sext me about skeletons
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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