I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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