you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
