Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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