I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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