Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.