How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
