Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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